Today started out really crappy but it got a lot better. My Dad makes me go to church every Sunday, its torture. The worst thing about it is that it’s at 9.00am! So I dragged myself out of bed at 8.30am and got ready. Mormon church is 3 hours long! It sucks; sometimes I wish I belonged to a different church.
After church I came home and decided to hang out with my friend amber (surprisingly my dad actually let me go even though it was Sunday). Amber, her mom, her two neices, her nephew, her other niece and I went to go see "Sweeny Todd" in theatre. It was a really good although it was very very gruesome and it was a musical. After that we ate out at a Chinese restaurant, which was extremely delicious. Then we came home and ambers friends came over. We spent the rest of the day watching TV and talking.
At about 9.00pm we went to Dennys, there was not enough room in the truck so amber and I had to lie in the bed of the truck, it was torture because it was freezing. When we got to Dennys we got some free hot chocolate and some fries (interesting combination). Then we came home.
When we got home, we found out that ambers phone was missing; we still don’t know where it is.
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Friday, December 21, 2007
My Flash Creations
I have been doing flash for a while now and I want to show you some of my creations.
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Birthday E-Card for my sister:
Bomb:
Random Flash:
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Christmas Shopping and the Chinese
Since it's Christmas break, I have been sleeping in a lot. Partly because I have not slept in since Thanksgiving break because of work, school, and church. I have to wake up at 6.40am every morning for school, on Saturday I have work at 9.00am and on Sunday I have to go to church at 9.00am. So this week I have been getting my well-deserved sleep.
Ok, enough of that, lets get to the point. So, I’m scheduled to work from 4.00pm to 9.00pm on Thursdays at my work. I usually get there around 5.15pm because I’m lazy and my work doesn't even notice anyway. They are so laid back there that they don't even know that I work there! Today I got there around 5.17pm and got on the phone. I wanted to go to the mall at 7.00pm so I texted all my friends that were girls because they are the best to hang out with. After texting about 15 girls, I had no luck. It was sad, I mean usually all the girls want to hang out with me, but tonight they were too scared to drive because of the major snowstorm that was going on. Finally, I went to my last resort, Robert. He is my good friend that works at my job but he was suspended for improperly placing someone on hold. Which was ridiculous because I hang up on customers on a daily basis.
So I texted Robert, and sure enough, he said he would take me to the mall. I was happy because I was already getting tired of working. But it was kind of fun because I was messing around taking Spanish calls and I don't even know Spanish. Anyway, Robert was there around 7.12pm, and I snuck out of my cubicle and went out to the SUV.
We arrived at the mall after doing doughnuts in the parking lot for a while. I had $100 in my pocket waiting to be spent. I told Robert and his friend that I would treat them for dinner as a Christmas present because they gave me a ride to the mall. I had a list of about ten people to get presents for and I began to aimlessly wonder in and out of stores trying to find presents for my friends. About 1.5 hours later, I was about 3/4 done with the list when I bumped into Aisha and Lea. I gave them a hug and asked them if they wanted to exchange gifts. They agreed and we departed. Another hour went by and I was finally done.
We went to the Food Court and ordered up some Chinese food. It was the nastiest crap I have ever eaten and I still feel sick from eating it. The nice oriental man offered us some free egg rolls. We took them and took one bite and spat it out. The only thing that was good at that place was the American beverages. Which leads me to another point.
I honestly believe that the Chinese are trying to kill off Americans. Why? You ask? Because haven’t you seen the news lately? They are putting lead paint all over our children’s toys! They even put GHB (drug commonly used for date-rape and can cause death) in one of the toys. And whenever I go to a Chinese Restaurant it tastes worse every time!
Ok, back to the story. After we ate, we went and did some more doughnuts in the parking lot and I got dropped off at my house. When my dad came home he checked my breath to see if I had been smoking. Then he made me gather up all of my receipts to make sure I didn't buy any weed with it. I was missing one receipt so he freaked out about that too. Then I wrote this blog and I’m done for the night. .
Ok, enough of that, lets get to the point. So, I’m scheduled to work from 4.00pm to 9.00pm on Thursdays at my work. I usually get there around 5.15pm because I’m lazy and my work doesn't even notice anyway. They are so laid back there that they don't even know that I work there! Today I got there around 5.17pm and got on the phone. I wanted to go to the mall at 7.00pm so I texted all my friends that were girls because they are the best to hang out with. After texting about 15 girls, I had no luck. It was sad, I mean usually all the girls want to hang out with me, but tonight they were too scared to drive because of the major snowstorm that was going on. Finally, I went to my last resort, Robert. He is my good friend that works at my job but he was suspended for improperly placing someone on hold. Which was ridiculous because I hang up on customers on a daily basis.
So I texted Robert, and sure enough, he said he would take me to the mall. I was happy because I was already getting tired of working. But it was kind of fun because I was messing around taking Spanish calls and I don't even know Spanish. Anyway, Robert was there around 7.12pm, and I snuck out of my cubicle and went out to the SUV.
We arrived at the mall after doing doughnuts in the parking lot for a while. I had $100 in my pocket waiting to be spent. I told Robert and his friend that I would treat them for dinner as a Christmas present because they gave me a ride to the mall. I had a list of about ten people to get presents for and I began to aimlessly wonder in and out of stores trying to find presents for my friends. About 1.5 hours later, I was about 3/4 done with the list when I bumped into Aisha and Lea. I gave them a hug and asked them if they wanted to exchange gifts. They agreed and we departed. Another hour went by and I was finally done.
We went to the Food Court and ordered up some Chinese food. It was the nastiest crap I have ever eaten and I still feel sick from eating it. The nice oriental man offered us some free egg rolls. We took them and took one bite and spat it out. The only thing that was good at that place was the American beverages. Which leads me to another point.
I honestly believe that the Chinese are trying to kill off Americans. Why? You ask? Because haven’t you seen the news lately? They are putting lead paint all over our children’s toys! They even put GHB (drug commonly used for date-rape and can cause death) in one of the toys. And whenever I go to a Chinese Restaurant it tastes worse every time!
Ok, back to the story. After we ate, we went and did some more doughnuts in the parking lot and I got dropped off at my house. When my dad came home he checked my breath to see if I had been smoking. Then he made me gather up all of my receipts to make sure I didn't buy any weed with it. I was missing one receipt so he freaked out about that too. Then I wrote this blog and I’m done for the night. .
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Shiny Toy Guns Concert
Yesterday was not just a normal Tuesday. For one, it was the last day of school before the Christmas break, and second, it was the first ever x96 night before x-mas concert featuring Shiny Toy Guns. This is how the day went.
I woke up to the sound of my alarm at 6.25am I a stood up and walked over to my alarm and reset it like I usually do, to 6.40am. Then I walked to my bed and slept for 15 minutes. Once again, the alarm went off at 6.40am so I knew I had to wake up. I got ready for the day, took my medication (for the adida virus that I acquired from my little brother), and walked up the stairs. Feeling the hunger pain in my stomach, I made some cereal (fruity pebbles), sat down, and began to eat. After satisfying my needs I walked into the bathroom and washed my hair. We have a small bathroom and my dad is always in front of the mirror shaving, so it is kind of awkward being bent over the tub washing my hair while my dad is standing up shaving right behind me. After washing my hair, I dry it with a towel until it is only slightly damp, then I put a beanie on because I have long hair and if I don’t put the beanie on, my hair gets puffy.
Now you at least have a background on how my day starts. Well I usually leave for the bus at 7.14am but today I left at 7.16am, two minutes late. My bus stop is about three blocks away. Well I thought that I would be able to make it on time if I walked a little bit faster but of course it didn’t work out. I got about halfway there when I looked behind me and saw the bus coming up the hill. I said, "oh sh*t" and began to booke it as fast as I could up the steep hill. My legs were wobbly and the cold air penetrated the back of my throat. I finally got to the bus stop and luckily the bus driver saw me and was kind enough to wait.
I stepped on the bus and sat down breathing heavily in pain. We got to school at about 7.29am and I walked in and walked up the stairs to the junior rotunda where my friends were waiting. I conversed with them until the bell rang and I went to my first class, English 1010. Then I went to my second class, adv weight lifting, then I went to the Christmas assembly, then I went to math 1010. Then I decided to go home because my next two classes were seminary and critical workplace skills. I got home and sat around until 6.00pm. I was scheduled to work but i decided to do a risky no call no show because I really wanted to see the Shiny Toy Guns.
My neighbor/best friend called and told me to come over because we were leaving to go to the shiny toy guns concert in 30 minutes. I arrived at her house with my ticket in hand and chatted with her for a while. Her friends Vella and Brittany were coming with us. Brittany was the driver. At 6.45am we were on our way. Brittany's truck was only a 3 seater. So we had to make some awkward seating arrangements. Amber was pretty much groping Brittany the whole way while being violated by the joystick. I sat next to amber and I had to put my arm around her. Vella was seated comfortably by the passenger door next to me.
We were about a quarter of the way to the great Saltair when we noticed that Brittany forgot to turn on her headlights. She quickly turned them on and looked around for any cops. This is when we found out that Brittany didn’t have her license yet. We continued on our way. We clumsily missed two exits and we had to turn around and get on the right exit. Then we got on the exit to the Saltair. There was a line of about 500 cars waiting to get to the parking lot. We waited for about 20 minutes and finally we were in. Brittany parked the car and we walked to the Saltair doors.
There was a man at the doors that told me to take everything out of my pockets. I did so and I tried to hide the muscle relaxer under a ten-dollar bill. Luckily, he didn’t see the pill and told me I could go in. I walked in and went into the bathroom where about 20 gay men were fixing their hair in the mirrors. I did my business and walked out. I met back up with my friends and we walked toward the stage. We had already missed the first band, Victim Effect. The second band called I Hate Kate was playing. I knew a couple of their songs so I sang along. We all wanted to get closer to the stage so I lead the way up through the tightly packed crowd towards the stage. At one point I was some how separated from them and I never did find them again until the end of the concert.
I just thought to myself, "oh well". And I kept dancing. Soon the third band came on called "DataRock", I hadn’t heard them before and I thought it was going to be some awesome hardcore techno, but it wasn’t. It was more like soft gay techno. I can’t explain it, but they weren’t that great. On a couple of their songs, me and three other guys would push open a big gap in the crowd and started a mosh pit. Mosh pits are the greatest things in the world. They are so fun, I'll admit that they do kind of look scary when you are watching, but once you are in them, you don’t get hurt. No one punches you in the face, you just get pushed around. One thing about mosh pits is that you get super exhausted really fast, but you keep on going. After about 15 minutes of pure moshing I could barely stand up. I decided it was time to stop. (I think the best form of weight loss would be to go in a mosh pit everyday, so the next time you are at a concert, push a fat person into a mosh pit)
As most of you know, it gets really hot at a concert, and I have a major sweating problem because I used to be overweight. So you can imagine how much I was sweating then. Sweat soaked my shirt and it looked like I just dunked my head in a bucket of grease. It was nasty. But I didn’t really care because it was a concert. Soon after that, DataRock was done. So I decided to go looking around for my friends that I lost. I squirmed my way out of the crowd and walked around the Saltair searching for my friends. After 10 minutes, I gave up; they were nowhere to be seen. I went back into the crowd and aggressively pushed my way until I was in the ideal spot, front and center. Well, more like middle and center.
I waited for 10 minutes and finally Shiny Toy Guns came on! It was the moment we had all been waiting for. They came out of the fog and started to play. I felt a rush of adrenaline and I fought my way into a mosh pit. I was pushed around and someone pushed me so hard that I got whiplash. I decided to leave the mosh pit and I continued to dance and watch Shiny Toy Guns play. They played all of their really good songs that I like and they even did an encore.
At the end of the night I was completely beat. That concert kicked the shit out of me. I was sore everywhere. I made my way out of the building and waited by a tree. Soon Vella and her friend Jordan found me. We waited until Amber and Brittany came out, then we headed to the truck. We all talked about how awesome the concert was. When we got seated in the truck, I just fell right to sleep. We stopped at a gas station on the way back and I was so thirsty that I bought a 1 liter bottle of grapefruit juice and two 6-packs of water bottles. When we got back into the truck I consumed the muscle relaxer and went to sleep again.
I was awakened by Brittany when we arrived at my house. I stepped out and thanked them for a great time. I walked up the driveway and into the house. I was too exhausted to even take a shower so I went and crashed on my bed. It was a great night to start off the Christmas break.
I woke up to the sound of my alarm at 6.25am I a stood up and walked over to my alarm and reset it like I usually do, to 6.40am. Then I walked to my bed and slept for 15 minutes. Once again, the alarm went off at 6.40am so I knew I had to wake up. I got ready for the day, took my medication (for the adida virus that I acquired from my little brother), and walked up the stairs. Feeling the hunger pain in my stomach, I made some cereal (fruity pebbles), sat down, and began to eat. After satisfying my needs I walked into the bathroom and washed my hair. We have a small bathroom and my dad is always in front of the mirror shaving, so it is kind of awkward being bent over the tub washing my hair while my dad is standing up shaving right behind me. After washing my hair, I dry it with a towel until it is only slightly damp, then I put a beanie on because I have long hair and if I don’t put the beanie on, my hair gets puffy.
Now you at least have a background on how my day starts. Well I usually leave for the bus at 7.14am but today I left at 7.16am, two minutes late. My bus stop is about three blocks away. Well I thought that I would be able to make it on time if I walked a little bit faster but of course it didn’t work out. I got about halfway there when I looked behind me and saw the bus coming up the hill. I said, "oh sh*t" and began to booke it as fast as I could up the steep hill. My legs were wobbly and the cold air penetrated the back of my throat. I finally got to the bus stop and luckily the bus driver saw me and was kind enough to wait.
I stepped on the bus and sat down breathing heavily in pain. We got to school at about 7.29am and I walked in and walked up the stairs to the junior rotunda where my friends were waiting. I conversed with them until the bell rang and I went to my first class, English 1010. Then I went to my second class, adv weight lifting, then I went to the Christmas assembly, then I went to math 1010. Then I decided to go home because my next two classes were seminary and critical workplace skills. I got home and sat around until 6.00pm. I was scheduled to work but i decided to do a risky no call no show because I really wanted to see the Shiny Toy Guns.
My neighbor/best friend called and told me to come over because we were leaving to go to the shiny toy guns concert in 30 minutes. I arrived at her house with my ticket in hand and chatted with her for a while. Her friends Vella and Brittany were coming with us. Brittany was the driver. At 6.45am we were on our way. Brittany's truck was only a 3 seater. So we had to make some awkward seating arrangements. Amber was pretty much groping Brittany the whole way while being violated by the joystick. I sat next to amber and I had to put my arm around her. Vella was seated comfortably by the passenger door next to me.
We were about a quarter of the way to the great Saltair when we noticed that Brittany forgot to turn on her headlights. She quickly turned them on and looked around for any cops. This is when we found out that Brittany didn’t have her license yet. We continued on our way. We clumsily missed two exits and we had to turn around and get on the right exit. Then we got on the exit to the Saltair. There was a line of about 500 cars waiting to get to the parking lot. We waited for about 20 minutes and finally we were in. Brittany parked the car and we walked to the Saltair doors.
There was a man at the doors that told me to take everything out of my pockets. I did so and I tried to hide the muscle relaxer under a ten-dollar bill. Luckily, he didn’t see the pill and told me I could go in. I walked in and went into the bathroom where about 20 gay men were fixing their hair in the mirrors. I did my business and walked out. I met back up with my friends and we walked toward the stage. We had already missed the first band, Victim Effect. The second band called I Hate Kate was playing. I knew a couple of their songs so I sang along. We all wanted to get closer to the stage so I lead the way up through the tightly packed crowd towards the stage. At one point I was some how separated from them and I never did find them again until the end of the concert.
I just thought to myself, "oh well". And I kept dancing. Soon the third band came on called "DataRock", I hadn’t heard them before and I thought it was going to be some awesome hardcore techno, but it wasn’t. It was more like soft gay techno. I can’t explain it, but they weren’t that great. On a couple of their songs, me and three other guys would push open a big gap in the crowd and started a mosh pit. Mosh pits are the greatest things in the world. They are so fun, I'll admit that they do kind of look scary when you are watching, but once you are in them, you don’t get hurt. No one punches you in the face, you just get pushed around. One thing about mosh pits is that you get super exhausted really fast, but you keep on going. After about 15 minutes of pure moshing I could barely stand up. I decided it was time to stop. (I think the best form of weight loss would be to go in a mosh pit everyday, so the next time you are at a concert, push a fat person into a mosh pit)
As most of you know, it gets really hot at a concert, and I have a major sweating problem because I used to be overweight. So you can imagine how much I was sweating then. Sweat soaked my shirt and it looked like I just dunked my head in a bucket of grease. It was nasty. But I didn’t really care because it was a concert. Soon after that, DataRock was done. So I decided to go looking around for my friends that I lost. I squirmed my way out of the crowd and walked around the Saltair searching for my friends. After 10 minutes, I gave up; they were nowhere to be seen. I went back into the crowd and aggressively pushed my way until I was in the ideal spot, front and center. Well, more like middle and center.
I waited for 10 minutes and finally Shiny Toy Guns came on! It was the moment we had all been waiting for. They came out of the fog and started to play. I felt a rush of adrenaline and I fought my way into a mosh pit. I was pushed around and someone pushed me so hard that I got whiplash. I decided to leave the mosh pit and I continued to dance and watch Shiny Toy Guns play. They played all of their really good songs that I like and they even did an encore.
At the end of the night I was completely beat. That concert kicked the shit out of me. I was sore everywhere. I made my way out of the building and waited by a tree. Soon Vella and her friend Jordan found me. We waited until Amber and Brittany came out, then we headed to the truck. We all talked about how awesome the concert was. When we got seated in the truck, I just fell right to sleep. We stopped at a gas station on the way back and I was so thirsty that I bought a 1 liter bottle of grapefruit juice and two 6-packs of water bottles. When we got back into the truck I consumed the muscle relaxer and went to sleep again.
I was awakened by Brittany when we arrived at my house. I stepped out and thanked them for a great time. I walked up the driveway and into the house. I was too exhausted to even take a shower so I went and crashed on my bed. It was a great night to start off the Christmas break.
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